- 1 OBAMACARE HUMOR
- 1.1 OBAMACARE HUMOR
Ok – Let’s Lighten up a little Bit – – –
Things are kinda grim – So
Let’s have some fun !!!
This Sums Up Obamacare Humor Pretty Well
ObamaCare Humor (Reality)
Subject: Tax Return 2011 from IRS
I finally received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS – – – It puzzles me!!!
I guess it was because of my response to the question:
“List all dependents.”
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
42 million people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons; and
535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate”
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?
Subject: Good news for Seniors!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Get ready for some free stuff from our new health care program
Feb 10 2013 WHITEHOUSE ANNOUNCES FIRST FREE OBAMACARE MEDICATION
ALERT !!! Do You Think The First Amendment of The Constitution Is Under Attack?
Look how the Obama Administration made Youtube (Google) take the video below down because it was not favorable to the ObamaCare Fiasco.
The Affordable Boat Act …..Or Is It The Affordable Care Act?
(Here in Punta Gorda, boats are a big deal…so is health care.)
The Affordable Boat Act …..
Originally posted on a popular boating forum – and hilarious.
The satire just drips off of it.
If people don’t see Obamacare for what it is after reading this,
there is no hope for them.!
The U.S. government has just passed a new law called:
“The Affordable Boat Act”
Declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new boat, by April 2014.
These “affordable” boats will cost an average of $54,000-$155,000 each.
This does not include taxes, trailers, towing fees, licensing and
registration fees, fuel, docking and storage fees, maintenance or repair costs.
This law has been passed, because until now, typically only wealthy and financially
responsible people have been able to purchase boats.
This new law ensures that every American can now have an “affordable” boat
of their own, because everyone is entitled to a new boat.
If you purchase your boat before the end of the year,
you will receive 4 “free” life jackets; not including monthly usage fees.
In order to make sure everyone purchases an affordable boat,
the costs of owning a boat will increase on average of 250-400% per year.
This way, wealthy people will pay more for something that other people
don’t want or can’t afford to maintain.
But to be fair, people who can’t afford to maintain their boat will be
regularly fined, and children (under the age of 26) can use their
parents boats to party on until they turn 27; then must purchase their own boat.
If you already have a boat, you can keep yours (just kidding; no you can’t).
If you don’t want or don’t need a boat, you are required to buy one anyhow.
If you refuse to buy one or can’t afford one, you will be regularly fined $800 until
you purchase one, or face imprisonment.
Failure to use the boat will also result in fines. People living in the desert,
ghettos, inner cities or areas with no access to lakes are
not exempt. Age, motion sickness, experience, knowledge, nor
lack of desire are acceptable excuses for not using your boat.
A government review board (that doesn’t know the difference between
the port, starboard or stern sides of a boat)
will decide everything, including; when, where,
how often and for what purposes you can use your boat
along with how many people can ride your boat,
and determine if one is too old or healthy enough
to be able to use their boat.
They will also decide if your boat has outlived its usefulness,
or if you must purchase specific accessories(like a $500 compass),
or a newer and more expensive boat.
Those who can afford yachts will be required to do so…it’s only fair.
The government will also decide the name for each boat.
Failure to comply with these rules will result in fines and possible imprisonment.
Government officials are exempt from this new law. If they want a boat,
they and their families can obtain boats free, at the expense of taxpayers.
Unions, bankers and mega companies with large political affiliations are also exempt .____
(ISN’T THAT A NICE TOUCH.?)
THIS IS OBAMACARE HUMOR EXACTLY !!!